He's their Puppet

Bertram is such a tool. My mommy keeps buying him clothes to wear and he just goes along with it. She even bought him a dress. She called it a long shirt, but it's a DRESS! And let's not forget the flowery halter top she bought him. I haven't laughed this hard in years.

Tomorrow, the trainer my mommy hired for Bertram will be coming. Hopefully she can make him into a civilized human being.

He's an Animal!!!!

Bertram is a weirdo! He is always biting my mommy's toes and ankles and he barks at me when he wants to play. If he's a puppy, shouldn't he be sleeping more? And for some reason he always wants to cuddle with me!

And the little nerd is using the stairs outside (I refuse to do outside stairs) and he uses the stairs my mommy and daddy bought to get on the bed (their bed is really high). He is barking at me right now as I type this. I need to buy some ear plugs.