WHY ME??

My mommy bought a whole huge packet of hair clips at Target for a dollar or something like that. Curse Target and their good prices. I decided to look at the Target website and find things I actually wanted.

I found this Yuppy Puppy cool treat machine for $39.99

Yummy yummy.



I want this umbrella to keep me dry.


I want the star wars leia costume so Bertram can look stupid in it.

And I want this Woofypop Popcorn in the cheese flavor. I love cheese flavor.

I have to convince my Mommy that I need these things. Or I just need to "borrow" her credit card.

my Mommy says we are photogenic

My mommy hired a photographer to take some pictures of me and Bertram. She said we are naturals in front of the camera.

I modeled once for a german catalog with my mommy. I also got to meet Famke Janssen during the shoot because her boyfriend and his bulldog were doing the catalog also. Modeling is hard work. But I love the free lunch and craft services.

My 11th Birthday!!! Cake!!!

April 3, 2007 was my 11th birthday. My mommy made me and Bertram wear some stupid stuff but it was sooooo worth it for the cake. It was carob and was from Scraps Bakery in Walnut Creek. I like birthdays so much!!

He's their Puppet

Bertram is such a tool. My mommy keeps buying him clothes to wear and he just goes along with it. She even bought him a dress. She called it a long shirt, but it's a DRESS! And let's not forget the flowery halter top she bought him. I haven't laughed this hard in years.

Tomorrow, the trainer my mommy hired for Bertram will be coming. Hopefully she can make him into a civilized human being.

He's an Animal!!!!

Bertram is a weirdo! He is always biting my mommy's toes and ankles and he barks at me when he wants to play. If he's a puppy, shouldn't he be sleeping more? And for some reason he always wants to cuddle with me!

And the little nerd is using the stairs outside (I refuse to do outside stairs) and he uses the stairs my mommy and daddy bought to get on the bed (their bed is really high). He is barking at me right now as I type this. I need to buy some ear plugs.

Team Wendell

Yesterday, my mommy and daddy brought home my brother Bertram. My mommy told me I would always be the baby, so Bertram will be my big brother. He is 10 weeks old. Here are pictures of him.

I thought I would be more upset about this, but I guess I'm not. I just try to ignore him. He likes to follow me around and cuddle with me. But at least he knows my limits, unlike Satan (aka Zoe).

And I don't know what is up with my mommy and daddy. They seem to be smothering me more. Give me some space people!

Bertram isn't potty trained yet, so he sleeps in a playpen at night. But he cries when you first put him in there. My mommy said I didn't cry as much when I was a baby.

I just have to make sure Bertram is on Team Wendell, NOT Team Zozo.

Wendell Zen

It turns out I've been doing yoga for most of my life. I might even be a yoga master! My mommy and I found a book called Bow Wow Yoga at the thrift shop. Here are some of my favorite poses. I practice them everyday.

Here is me doing a yoga pose on my daddy.